How not to compliment a pregger...

1. Wow! You are big!
2. Wow! You look ready to pop!
3. You have some face weight, but don't worry, it will go away after the delivery!
4. You are having two boys!? Have fun!
5. Lucky you! Your husband does so much around the house.

Fill in the blank.

By the 3rd week of Oct, the "About me" section on the blog will read:

"Wife to GIJoe. Mom to Scout and _____. These are our stories."

And it ain't going to be a Girl Scout I'm afraid.